My name is Dan and I play the guitar
I'm in a band that's supposed to go far
They say I'm rich and that I've got no time
But I'm sittin' on my a$$ not making a dime
Had it good when I was a boy
I'd say my life was filled with joy
But I bought a guitar at the age of ten
And my life 's been down hill from there on then
I thought that if I played the guitar
I'd live to be this rock 'n roll star
I'd see that money rollin' in
Be the biggest thing that 's ever been
All I'd have to do is a song and dance
And I'd have them groupies grabbin' my pants
But there ain't one broad that I can hitch
'Cause my name is Dan, and I'm a skinny little bi***.
Even when I do get a 'chick'
I always get the sh** end of the stick
At the dance I've got the ugliest there
That slaps me every time I swear
I know some girls can be so phony
Something like a roll of bologna
But they always got brothers, 6ft. 4
That'll knock my ass right into the floor
To all you hippy freaks out there
Who eat that dope and smoke their hair
If you really wanna mess up your mind
Just join a band in your spare time.
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A collection of tracks from the singer and multi-disciplinary artist's 111 collaboration series, featuring KMRU, Laraaji, and others. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 25, 2024